I know what you’re thinking. I CAN
read your mind, you know. I have powers.
(Er, let’s just pretend, now shall we?) You’re thinking that I am some weirdo
trying to start a weirdo magazine. And if you ARE thinking that, then I commend
you... ‘Cause guess what... YOU’RE
RIGHT!
My name is Darcy Camille Book (yes,
that’s right), and I’m just here to provide YOU with a fabtastic (or
fantabulous, whichever way you look at it) mag that helps you embrace your
natural teen power (er, NERD power... cough cough...) and hopefully helps you see the world in a slightly different way. Like, instead of looking at that cloud and thinking “Gee, that
sure looks like a white cloud,” you’ll think instead, “Gee, that sure looks
like an elephant tap-dancing on an umbrella!” Or, you know, something like
that.
SO-o-o-o-o... What I really want to
tell you in this magazine is to live your life. You might think that is kind of
redundant, and, oh, I dunno, UNAVOIDABLE! Considering that you kind of have to
live your life to have a life at all. Because if you don’t live, you die, and
then you don’t have a life, because... Um, you get the gist. But the truth is,
you need to find a purpose, or a passion, or a hobby, or something – this is so
not another chick mag filled with makeup and celebrity gossip. This, my
friends, is a mag for actually
thinking. You know, using
that gray squishy thing in your head – your noggin! That’s it! This mag is
about speaking out and learning un-school-related things and accepting your
teendom. (That is MY word, okay, guys? No stealing “teendom!”)
And, okay, this mag is also about you
being in it. Be a part of it!